Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Darkness Comes.

I never fully appreciated just how glorious turkeys were. So FASHION. Dumpy, laden with bulging masses of feathers and hideous growths dangling from their faces, add to that a low IQ, predispositions to asphyxiation in frenzied pile-ons and a tendency to fatally attack human children and you could be forgiven for thinking you were in the presence of Naomi Campbell. Why, why aren't they tearing up the Eurotrash catwalks of the world?

Why My Floors are Filthy.

Thursday, December 13, 2012


An old drawing.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)

It's.... finally..... FINISHED! The dread Thatcher project is slain!

“Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)”

Finally! It’s finished and I can rebuild my life!

Also, if you can guess what this is a parody of, then congratulations, you’re as warped and misguided as I am.

The last.

Working on the final portrait for my perverse wallpaper design. I am a broken person now, I can't be sure that I resisted the Tory indoctrination field.