Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Darkness Comes.

I never fully appreciated just how glorious turkeys were. So FASHION. Dumpy, laden with bulging masses of feathers and hideous growths dangling from their faces, add to that a low IQ, predispositions to asphyxiation in frenzied pile-ons and a tendency to fatally attack human children and you could be forgiven for thinking you were in the presence of Naomi Campbell. Why, why aren't they tearing up the Eurotrash catwalks of the world?

Why My Floors are Filthy.

Thursday, December 13, 2012


An old drawing.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)

It's.... finally..... FINISHED! The dread Thatcher project is slain!

“Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)”

Finally! It’s finished and I can rebuild my life!

Also, if you can guess what this is a parody of, then congratulations, you’re as warped and misguided as I am.

The last.

Working on the final portrait for my perverse wallpaper design. I am a broken person now, I can't be sure that I resisted the Tory indoctrination field.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Chinless Monetarist Venus.

The wallpaper design which originally started out as a lighthearted joke is now totally consuming me, sucking out my life through my marrow. I'm quite sure that this is how restraining orders start. We'll be together FOREVER!!!! (The end of the thing's near anyway, currently working on number 13 of 16).

Saturday, November 17, 2012

She will eat you.

Do not anger Tory woman. Pattern design 9/16 done!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Saturday, November 10, 2012


The pattern of patterns continues. I’m on number 8 of 16 now.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Accidental thing that I like.

Thursday, November 1, 2012


Still working on my nightmarish pattern. It's kind of one two steps forward, one step back. I finish another portrait and I need to redo an existing one slightly.


I've finally sorted out a website thing. Here it is!


I tried making a short comic thing. I have much to learn.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012


The Thatcher pattern continues. 1/4 done.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

I'm making a wallpaper bedspread thing of Margaret Thatcher. 

I am ill.


Saturday, October 27, 2012

My life in poverty.


Tried it again.
A thing from yesterday that I'm not happy with.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Monday, October 22, 2012

Fascism pre- and post- aquatint

What "Triumph of the Will" did for Nazism, "Sex and the City 2" does for Capitalism.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Where all those birds drawings ended up. One again, my ineptitude with typography has ruined another endeavour.

Sheep etchings pre and post aquatint.

Friday, August 31, 2012

I liked making this.

I really need to to a better job of keeping this thing up to date.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Reworking something. It's the London Underground.... sort of.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

MA project behind the scenes sauciness

I'm just about to finish my MA project in illustration. Here's two photos of what my world has been fo the past week. Enjoy some psuedo-baroque madness revolving around Anton Walbrook, glorious Anton Walbrook.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

I'm finally at the photographing stage, it's proceeding in full swing.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

I design paper miniature furniture now. Psycho-aspirational autistic subtext anyone?

Theo by the lake.

I'm nearing the end of my Anton Walbrook MA project frenzy. Here's a thing I did today, it won't be in the final project, but I like it so I'm sharing it!

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The calming aura of Anton

Getting ready for my MA graduate exhibition & making the final drawing (but my no means the last finished illustration) for it.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

I drew a forest.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

I think it stinks, my friends call me Johnny.

I really like "The Life & Death of Colonel Blimp". Johnny is wonderful.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

hot Anton three- Oh god, I can't actually type the rest.

Yet more Anton drawings that will come back in a different form. Anton is the true (and much more stylish) Slender Man,

Totally obliterated myself.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

“But darling is there a knife in my hand? I’m always forgetting things”

A drawing I was tweaking. It's going to end up a little bit differently than this. It's a component from my ongoing MA project obsession thing on Anton Walbrook. Time is running short and there is just too much continental beauty to document and express!

A drawing of a romanticised Viennese background that's going to appear in a much blurrier form.

Saturday, July 28, 2012


I'm doing an MA project on Anton Walbrook. I love him. At this moment I am both Paul and Bella in "Gaslight".

Nearing the end

MA deadline insanity is reaching it's apex. Here's two photos illustrating my reference madness.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Tuesday, July 17, 2012