I never fully appreciated just how glorious turkeys were. So FASHION. Dumpy, laden with bulging masses of feathers and hideous growths dangling from their faces, add to that a low IQ, predispositions to asphyxiation in frenzied pile-ons and a tendency to fatally attack human children and you could be forgiven for thinking you were in the presence of Naomi Campbell. Why, why aren't they tearing up the Eurotrash catwalks of the world?
