The Darkness Comes.

I never fully appreciated just how glorious turkeys were. So FASHION. Dumpy, laden with bulging masses of feathers and hideous growths dangling from their faces, add to that a low IQ, predispositions to asphyxiation in frenzied pile-ons and a tendency to fatally attack human children and you could be forgiven for thinking you were in the presence of Naomi Campbell. Why, why aren't they tearing up the Eurotrash catwalks of the world?

Why My Floors are Filthy.

XX/XY

An old drawing.

Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)

It's.... finally..... FINISHED! The dread Thatcher project is slain!

“Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)”

Finally! It’s finished and I can rebuild my life!

Also, if you can guess what this is a parody of, then congratulations, you’re as warped and misguided as I am.

The last.

Working on the final portrait for my perverse wallpaper design. I am a broken person now, I can't be sure that I resisted the Tory indoctrination field.

Chinless Monetarist Venus.

The wallpaper design which originally started out as a lighthearted joke is now totally consuming me, sucking out my life through my marrow. I'm quite sure that this is how restraining orders start. We'll be together FOREVER!!!! (The end of the thing's near anyway, currently working on number 13 of 16).

She will eat you.

Do not anger Tory woman. Pattern design 9/16 done!

Explore

Insanity.

The pattern of patterns continues. I’m on number 8 of 16 now.

Accidental thing that I like.

Obedience

Still working on my nightmarish pattern. It's kind of one two steps forward, one step back. I finish another portrait and I need to redo an existing one slightly.

Website!

I've finally sorted out a website thing. Here it is!

Dangerous.

I tried making a short comic thing. I have much to learn.

Control.

The Thatcher pattern continues. 1/4 done.

I'm making a wallpaper bedspread thing of Margaret Thatcher. 

I am ill.

Mind-Meldie.

My life in poverty.

retry.

Tried it again.

A thing from yesterday that I'm not happy with.

Anglofancies.

Fascism pre- and post- aquatint

What "Triumph of the Will" did for Nazism, "Sex and the City 2" does for Capitalism.

Where all those birds drawings ended up. One again, my ineptitude with typography has ruined another endeavour.

Sheep etchings pre and post aquatint.

I liked making this.

I really need to to a better job of keeping this thing up to date.

Reworking something. It's the London Underground.... sort of.

MA project behind the scenes sauciness

I'm just about to finish my MA project in illustration. Here's two photos of what my world has been fo the past week. Enjoy some psuedo-baroque madness revolving around Anton Walbrook, glorious Anton Walbrook.

I'm finally at the photographing stage, it's proceeding in full swing.

I design paper miniature furniture now. Psycho-aspirational autistic subtext anyone?

Theo by the lake.

I'm nearing the end of my Anton Walbrook MA project frenzy. Here's a thing I did today, it won't be in the final project, but I like it so I'm sharing it!

The calming aura of Anton

Getting ready for my MA graduate exhibition & making the final drawing (but my no means the last finished illustration) for it.

I drew a forest.

I think it stinks, my friends call me Johnny.

I really like "The Life & Death of Colonel Blimp". Johnny is wonderful.

hot Anton three- Oh god, I can't actually type the rest.

Yet more Anton drawings that will come back in a different form. Anton is the true (and much more stylish) Slender Man,

Totally obliterated myself.

“But darling is there a knife in my hand? I’m always forgetting things”


A drawing I was tweaking. It's going to end up a little bit differently than this. It's a component from my ongoing MA project obsession thing on Anton Walbrook. Time is running short and there is just too much continental beauty to document and express!

A drawing of a romanticised Viennese background that's going to appear in a much blurrier form.

Roooooooobbbbbbiiiiieeeesssss....

I'm doing an MA project on Anton Walbrook. I love him. At this moment I am both Paul and Bella in "Gaslight".

Nearing the end

MA deadline insanity is reaching it's apex. Here's two photos illustrating my reference madness.