Thursday, January 31, 2013

Fire and Music.



Super busy. Trying to animate numerous explosions, fire and smoke to replace ill-chosen particle effects. 

Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Darkness Comes.


I never fully appreciated just how glorious turkeys were. So FASHION. Dumpy, laden with bulging masses of feathers and hideous growths dangling from their faces, add to that a low IQ, predispositions to asphyxiation in frenzied pile-ons and a tendency to fatally attack human children and you could be forgiven for thinking you were in the presence of Naomi Campbell. Why, why aren't they tearing up the Eurotrash catwalks of the world?

Why My Floors are Filthy.


Thursday, December 13, 2012

XX/XY



An old drawing.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)



It's.... finally..... FINISHED! The dread Thatcher project is slain!

“Wallpaper design (suitable for a Conservative bachelor apartment)”

Finally! It’s finished and I can rebuild my life!

Also, if you can guess what this is a parody of, then congratulations, you’re as warped and misguided as I am.

The last.



Working on the final portrait for my perverse wallpaper design. I am a broken person now, I can't be sure that I resisted the Tory indoctrination field.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Chinless Monetarist Venus.


The wallpaper design which originally started out as a lighthearted joke is now totally consuming me, sucking out my life through my marrow. I'm quite sure that this is how restraining orders start. We'll be together FOREVER!!!! (The end of the thing's near anyway, currently working on number 13 of 16).

Saturday, November 17, 2012

She will eat you.




Do not anger Tory woman. Pattern design 9/16 done!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Insanity.



The pattern of patterns continues. I’m on number 8 of 16 now.

Monday, November 5, 2012


Accidental thing that I like.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Obedience



Still working on my nightmarish pattern. It's kind of one two steps forward, one step back. I finish another portrait and I need to redo an existing one slightly.